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It’s Official: The U.S. Government Will Not Fund The Construction of a Death Star

Darth Vader may find their lack of faith disturbing. As it turns out, the U.S. government will not need Bothan spies to secure secret plans from Disney to build a Death Star. In a witty response to an online petition on We The People, the White House officially announced it will not divert the approximate $850 quadrillion in taxpayer funds to construct its own Death ...

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